Retalliation:

476,874 types of men....

Published on February 27, 2004 By brokedownprincess In Blogging

in response to imajinit's "brilliant" typecasting of the entire female gender....sorry guys...had to....(for those of you who find it closeminded, read imajinit's first, then you will get it...)

1-lets face it ladies-NUMBER ONE-you got guys who talk the talk AND walk the walk ::wink wink::
2-then there are those who will never live up to your expectations...(is that a pencil in your pocket?)
3-men who arent afraid to cry if its appropriate-like when their dog dies
4-men who cried when clay lost american idol
5-men who like women
6-men who like men
7-men who become women
8-men who hold your door
9-men who let it slam in your face
10-men who drive big trucks (compensating?)
11-men who drive fast cars (forshadowing?)
12-men who use you for all your worth then trash you like yesterdays paper
13-the kind that drink for fun
14-the kind that drink to prove something
15-the kind that get YOU to drink so they can get laid
16-the brainless jock
17-the badboy with a hole in his tongue (i love those)
18-the cowboy
19-the churchboy
20-the HELL OF A one night stand
21-the OH SHIT-CHEW-MY ARM-OFF-TO-GET-FREE one night stand
22-the manwhore
23-the business man
24-the pimp
25-and his brother the player
107-the chauvinist
109-the kind that go downtown...

110-and the kind that dont.

234-the white trailer trash
666-actually a guy i know...most unfortunately....
341,567-the dude from the 7-11 who lives in his parents basement
438,276-the kind who love you and cherish you....
476,874-AND THE KIND THAT DON'T

cant say i love em all....but thats cuz ive dated most of them....

Comments

Sherye Hanson

on Feb 27, 2004

unlucky you.

imajinit

on Feb 27, 2004

you spelled retaliation wrong...

and mine was in "ritallliatttin" to WiseFawn's "Two Types of Men"...

you just blew her theory...

brokedownprincess

on Feb 27, 2004

ok number one-i cant spell and number two-it wasnt a theory, just humor.

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