Aprill Fool's Day

the dumbest holiday they've thought up yet.

Published on April 1, 2004 By brokedownprincess In Misc

well im being lazy today. which is kinda nice. been partying a little hard lately and im spending today doing some laundry. my boob is healing rather nicely, but itches like hell. but oh well. its pretty.

damn i need to get laid soon...gah.
i think i want ice cream and a cigarette right now...then laundry-blah.
i bid you all adieu-
pimptress.

Comments

Corio

on Apr 01, 2004

Yeah, good. Been partying way too hard myself. Hope you get laid soon, or else I'm coming over to do the job myself!!!

Corio

on Apr 01, 2004

Strike that! Sorry 'bout that comment, I'm really lacking in self-control these days... Again, no offense meant - have a beautiful day!

dharmagrl

on Apr 01, 2004

Hmmm......

Don't even talk to me about getting laid, I'm not getting any until August. I haven't even been flirted with in ages....that sucks.

Can't wait to see your new tatt tho...

And, Corio, where ya been? I was looking for you the other day..

Corio

on Apr 02, 2004

Hi Dharma! Been working my butt off, no time for anything else. Good thing I got a few days off now, gonna relax, have a few beers.....and get laid.

Btw, congrats on the JoeUser Awards!

Happy holidays!

dharmagrl

on Apr 02, 2004

Man, I thought I said don't talk to me about getting laid? Then again...I'm not getting any so I may as well live vicariously through others, right?
Drop by my blog and chat sometime, man...I missed you..!
Thanks, btw....although I think it was a close thing and I didn't deserve to win it...but I did, so hahahahah! I WON!! hahaha!

brokedownprincess

on Apr 03, 2004

corio sweetheart, of course i dont take offense....do i sound like the type that would? lol. actually, i was more flattered and may take you up on that...

and dharma my love i am sorry but i cant help it. but i will get laid dammit! MARK MY WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Corio

on Apr 04, 2004

Hehe...(blushes). Why, thanks princess.

Well, I was out yesterday, drunk way too much Aqua Vita, got laid and managed to sprain my toe. Busy night! So today I'm limping around, hung over and wondering what to do with the rest of my holiday. Suggestions appreciated!

brokedownprincess

on Apr 04, 2004

ok heres what you do...take a plane to NC....get drunk with me....and i'll sprain your other toe for ya

lol. jk...well ok sort of... :

urrs:: but seriously, have fun! thats why its called a holiday!

imajinit

on Apr 04, 2004

got laid and managed to sprain my toe

were these two related somehow? what crazy position in the Kama Sutra were you trying when you managed to pull that off?

Corio

on Apr 06, 2004

Uhm...No, not directly related (though I wish it was, it would make a better story!). I think the booze played some (minor) part...powerful stuff...

Princess: I envision you as a very attractive woman, you must have some prospects lined up? Maybe you have very high standards? If If I could afford the tickets right now, I'd be over as fast as these damn crutches could move.

Or is that crotches? lol, sry... English isn't my native language, you know...

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